Hold onto your pink bits, Beloved Visitors. The Birthday Dragon is published!
The Birthday Dragon – out now, on Smashwords
In Sendren, Men might be Dragons, after long ago gene-tweaking created a new race, Dragon. Their descendant Polo contends with suicidal sheep, crazy parents, and checking every woman in the village off his ‘to be bedded’ list. Suddenly, life becomes about staying alive long enough to find out what it means to have a Dragon in the family.
The Birthday Dragon
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You can read 20% of it for free. (Also known as #TheThing if you follow me on Twitter.) E-book only at this point. If you don’t have an ebook reader, you can read it in Word or in Acrobat, (or print from there) and snazzy free software readers are available.
And yes, you can read 20% – about 25,000 of my words. It’s quite up to you if you buy or not. As always, i’m a benevolent despot. I won’t track you down and get Biblical on you for not buying.
I won’t hang around your doorstep crying, rending my sackcloth, shedding ashes, and asking why why why i have such fickle blog readers and twitter followers.
Do you like how i’m experimenting with the easy emotions first? We’ll try guilt to start with, move on to the kewl things like lust.
Or you could part with five bucks. ($4.99 US cos it’s on a US site.)
UPDATE – 18 months later, after many adventures now reduced to $2.99 – Book 2 & 3 due out together *crosses fingers* about mid 2013
If you can’t get the links to work, just go to
and enter book ID 63 286
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