The gingerbread rush is over…

Quiet. I am hiding from The Thing. It’s a book I’m writing. It’s called The Thing for a reason. I’ve been working on it for so long – well, in other forms – since 1995. This Thing is like the distillation of The Things That Came Before.

I’ll go back to it in a minute, but i just wanted to rave to someone, and i mustn’t go into Twitter, except to punt this post, of course, as i’ve had my twitterhit… or whatever it’s called, for today.

Not that i’m ruthless, well, not about time. Time is an illusion. Twitter doubly so. Heh – sorry, hippy moment, it will pass, and we’ll be back to me killing things. Or nailing men’s genitalia to the wall. This blog has a Trophy Room.

So far i have Kyle Sanderson, (an Australian celebrity), and God. Well, not them exactly, but i have their genitalia. With God, i only got the scrotum. Does God seem strange to you lately?

A woman needs a hobby, and i don’t have a pony to ride, so this is it. No, not collecting genitals, that’s just an interest. My hobby is my blog. It’s where i have fun. I’m often surprised when people come back at me with some joke that shows they read my blog. Hardly any of them comment. *looks petulant* I’m allegedly scary. Pfft.

Oh, and speaking of me, my blog stats are pitiful. P.I.T.I.F.U.L. – the Christmas gingerbread rush is over. *cries* Most of my hits are still from people searching for gingerbread, but it’s down to only five gingerbread-househunters a day, from the dizzy pre-Baby Jebus heights of fifty a day.

Now people are looking for sex again. And camel toe, that old staple. Everyone should do a post or two on camel toe, it’s brilliant for accidental Google hits. Penectomy doesn’ t hurt either, i mean, it doesn’t hurt your hits.


In other news: i have a new widget now – a button. *shiny thing moment* Yep, you click on it, put in your email, and an auto-email goes out every time i update. Which won’t be that often. It’s over there, on the left *waves that way*

What? It’s a complete fluke that i’ve done more posts in last couple of weeks than i have in ages. No, no, i’m not going to start blogging more in the New Year. *looks innocent* That would smack of some kind of New Year’s Resolution… and we don’t do those.

Note: okay, so i’m going to try to, but i didn’t decide at New Year.
It was before Christmas.



About stinginthetail

On Twitter as @stinginthetail. I write as Lee Abrey. Free copy of my top-rated book Polo Shawcross: The Birthday Dragon at View all posts by stinginthetail

10 responses to “The gingerbread rush is over…

  • lovenunrg

    Hey you rock! The Blog! Now go back to your Thing! I mean The Thing. I guess I wont see you in the stream? Later Babe

  • Michelle George

    I’m feeling guilted into commenting…is that a bad thing? LOL Your posts always make me smile, so I will definitely be subscribing 🙂

  • ozatheist

    my blog stats are pitiful too, that’ll happen when you don’t blog. oops

    and as far as searches to drive traffic : “china porn” and “orange jews” are high on my hit list. ??

  • Twitter Fail

    I don’t know why it’s so hard to get comments on blogs. People will DM me on twitter to say they liked a post, but won’t comment on my blog. I love the compliments, and do wish they’d post them in the comments for others to see. They don’t seem to understand; to bloggers, comments are like crack. Once we’ve had one, we crave more. We always crave more.

    PS: I’ve already subscribed to your feed, so I get your posts in my blog reader. I wonder how many more subscribers you’ll get now that people can get them in email.

    • stinginthetail

      i am as guilty of not commenting as anyone – i often laugh like mad, or even cry – & Retweet on Twitter – and don’t comment. “Comments are like crack” well god yes! thanks for taking the time.

      I tried to use the RSS feed thing *looks guilty* but i couldn’t get it to work – so i figured there are people like me, who can’t either, lol. I had 18 subscribers last time i looked…. ooh! i have 21 now… 21 subscribers, 29 subscriptions… i have duplicates? AND one email subscriber *shines the Lone Subscriber carefully*

  • frangipanidreamz

    Haha! Scary? No!! Funny as all got out? Yes!!! I found on my old locked up blog that the best hit generator was the chorus lyrics from the old Erasure standard “Always”

    I wanna be with you
    And make believe with you
    And live in harmony harmony oh love

    there you go. That should bring some web spiders along! 🙂

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