Tag Archives: Zen

Sorry, Forgot You Were There…

Oops, put this up without a blurb. So long since i did a blog i forgot how. Why Book 2 is delayed. Yes, a bit distracted. Continue reading

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In celebration of our incredible good fortune…

I get the review of the year, and 5 stars on Smashwords – win one of two copies of The Birthday Dragon – yes, we’re trying to do that PR thang. Continue reading

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I’m going to peel and salt Justin Bieber…

Hard to categorise – basically a rant that turns into Zen that goes back into ranting. Then i fantasise about torturing celebrities. It’s becoming a theme. Continue reading

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Zen in the New Year…

New Year Ravings – mostly pleasant good wishes, with a lovely pic, but i slip in some anti-fucktard notes. Continue reading

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You never write…

why i haven’t been blogging lately, a slight spit in the direction of health professionals who don’t deserve the title, and fugly fashions. Plus a link to the funniest and most wondrous sheep video EVER! Continue reading

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Take it like a man, son…

twin rants about selfish bastards and judgemental ones… and of course, i fantasise about killing people – the usual. Continue reading

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With zombies, u need to blow their heads off…

I am a bit better, you can tell because the rant is longer – or it could just be that the Michael Jackson thing has driven me demented. I suggest people to Follow on Twitter. Continue reading

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i fell apart during the night…

i hurt myself while i am asleep, and create the Instant Zen Chocolate Blocks™ -there is a miracle to prove i really am the Antichrist, and um… other things happen. Continue reading

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Get your cult membership here

Musings on meaning, penectomies, culting up my appeal, and the dangers of rugby league. The voices-outside-my-head win through. Continue reading

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have you heard about the word?

Easy ways to worship the Queen of Darkness, why i am the Antichrist, organised religion, original sin, and Adam and Eve drugged out watching porn. Be nice to each other, before i nail you to a tree. Continue reading

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