Tag Archives: voices

Come in Number 12, Your Time Is Up

Posted on July 5, 2011 by

My book is very well reviewed – so much, it’s number 12 on Smashwords – I am blissed. Continue reading →

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In celebration of our incredible good fortune…

Posted on June 7, 2011 by

I get the review of the year, and 5 stars on Smashwords – win one of two copies of The Birthday Dragon – yes, we’re trying to do that PR thang. Continue reading →

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I’m going to peel and salt Justin Bieber…

Posted on September 24, 2010 by

Hard to categorise – basically a rant that turns into Zen that goes back into ranting. Then i fantasise about torturing celebrities. It’s becoming a theme. Continue reading →

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This is normal….

Posted on May 28, 2010 by

Ranting, pure and simple. I hate with some style. Don’t worry, your scorched eyeballs will grow back, and there are funny bits. Then i get distracted, and witter on about The Thing. Continue reading →

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Zen in the New Year…

Posted on January 1, 2010 by

New Year Ravings – mostly pleasant good wishes, with a lovely pic, but i slip in some anti-fucktard notes. Continue reading →

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I Am The Traffic Cone on Your Highway…

Posted on December 23, 2009 by

As Antichrist, i try to get with the spirit of Christmas. Nipples to be made illegal in Australia. I share my plans for taking over – complete with new Minions badge. Continue reading →

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welcome to my award-winning blog

Posted on December 10, 2009 by

i win an award for my blog – omg – so i pass it on. I tell secrets. Continue reading →

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Now Contains Added Bacon!

Posted on September 25, 2009 by

Invasion ’09 becomes, most embarrassingly, Invasion ’10. I staple bacon to celebrities and throw them to the sharks. There are pictures and tshirts. And dead cheerleaders. We go on a high fat diet. Continue reading →

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Did i ever pretend to be normal?

Posted on August 21, 2009 by

What does nurture-versus-nature mean to someone raised by Siamese cats? Do i often kill people out of boredom, or have i overcome that part of my upbringing? The voices take over the blog… Continue reading →

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You never write…

Posted on July 28, 2009 by

why i haven’t been blogging lately, a slight spit in the direction of health professionals who don’t deserve the title, and fugly fashions. Plus a link to the funniest and most wondrous sheep video EVER! Continue reading →

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