Tag Archives: sex

First, suck up to the pope….

Posted on February 8, 2010 by

Small rant – i cover the Catholic Church, self-flagellating popes, and other news. Continue reading →

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I Am The Traffic Cone on Your Highway…

Posted on December 23, 2009 by

As Antichrist, i try to get with the spirit of Christmas. Nipples to be made illegal in Australia. I share my plans for taking over – complete with new Minions badge. Continue reading →

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Editors are like elephants…

Posted on September 12, 2009 by

Why publishers are like vultures, literary agents are like hyenas, and elephants are like editors. Or maybe the other way round. Includes a bunch of the writer #hashtags on Twitter. Continue reading →

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I’m a Premenstrual Feminazi from Hell

Posted on September 7, 2009 by

Rules for surviving the net for newbies – safety, Nigerian scams, can you get 3 extra inches from a herbal pill, and internet dating sites – with extreme rudeness like erections and at least one clitoris. And i generalise. Continue reading →

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NFSFFW

Posted on August 30, 2009 by

I pick out teeshirts in possibly very bad taste – design my own, which of course is tres stylish – i muse over my readers’ fascination for sex and ponies. Not necessarily together. Continue reading →

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so, how big is your virtual penis?

Posted on August 16, 2009 by

I hardly rant at all, though i am quite sarcastic, with frank discussion of virtual penis size. I wish death to Tony Robbins disciples. Yes, there’s sexual innuendo. I also swear. It’s a lovely day. Continue reading →

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It’s Fucktard Time at The OK Corral

Posted on August 14, 2009 by

Tis the season of the fucktards – i show you a shetland pony, because i can, rant delicately, remind everyone about the Invasion, and am a trifle critical Continue reading →

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Take it like a man, son…

Posted on July 15, 2009 by

twin rants about selfish bastards and judgemental ones… and of course, i fantasise about killing people – the usual. Continue reading →

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sex and drugs and rock and roll…

Posted on June 5, 2009 by

Hard to summarise: I am raving, on drugs, sick, on drugs, and raving some more. i think i want everyone to have fun, especially when they’re young, because once you’re older, it’s so much harder. It’s hard to tell with the sandwich toaster emasculation scene. Continue reading →

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is everyone nude?

Posted on June 3, 2009 by

Cranky words from me… and musings on the people who accidentally find my blog Continue reading →

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