Tag Archives: Queen of Darkness

I’m going to peel and salt Justin Bieber…

Posted on September 24, 2010 by

Hard to categorise – basically a rant that turns into Zen that goes back into ranting. Then i fantasise about torturing celebrities. It’s becoming a theme. Continue reading →

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Zen in the New Year…

Posted on January 1, 2010 by

New Year Ravings – mostly pleasant good wishes, with a lovely pic, but i slip in some anti-fucktard notes. Continue reading →

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I Am The Traffic Cone on Your Highway…

Posted on December 23, 2009 by

As Antichrist, i try to get with the spirit of Christmas. Nipples to be made illegal in Australia. I share my plans for taking over – complete with new Minions badge. Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday to Me

Posted on October 31, 2009 by

My birthday musings on how Google works, why it’s good to be happy, how to peel an emo, the nature of humanity, complete maggots… and ponies. Continue reading →

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Celebrity Fish Battle with Robson Green

Posted on October 19, 2009 by

Celebrity Fish Battle? You have to read it, there’s no explaining how i ended up in a flame war with Robson Green, or why he’s the Messiah. Don’t worry, i’m still the Antichrist, we’re safe. Continue reading →

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Now Contains Added Bacon!

Posted on September 25, 2009 by

Invasion ’09 becomes, most embarrassingly, Invasion ’10. I staple bacon to celebrities and throw them to the sharks. There are pictures and tshirts. And dead cheerleaders. We go on a high fat diet. Continue reading →

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I’m a Premenstrual Feminazi from Hell

Posted on September 7, 2009 by

Rules for surviving the net for newbies – safety, Nigerian scams, can you get 3 extra inches from a herbal pill, and internet dating sites – with extreme rudeness like erections and at least one clitoris. And i generalise. Continue reading →

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NFSFFW

Posted on August 30, 2009 by

I pick out teeshirts in possibly very bad taste – design my own, which of course is tres stylish – i muse over my readers’ fascination for sex and ponies. Not necessarily together. Continue reading →

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Did i ever pretend to be normal?

Posted on August 21, 2009 by

What does nurture-versus-nature mean to someone raised by Siamese cats? Do i often kill people out of boredom, or have i overcome that part of my upbringing? The voices take over the blog… Continue reading →

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It’s Fucktard Time at The OK Corral

Posted on August 14, 2009 by

Tis the season of the fucktards – i show you a shetland pony, because i can, rant delicately, remind everyone about the Invasion, and am a trifle critical Continue reading →

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