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NFSFFW
I pick out teeshirts in possibly very bad taste – design my own, which of course is tres stylish – i muse over my readers’ fascination for sex and ponies. Not necessarily together. Continue reading
Posted in funny pic, internet, Uncategorized
Tagged Australian Net Filter, blogging, cichlid abuse, fish, happiness, humor, masturbation, personal, porn, Queen of Darkness, random, sex, toaster sex
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is everyone nude?
Cranky words from me… and musings on the people who accidentally find my blog Continue reading
Camel Toe for the Beginner
Me sharing my favourite sites of the moment, including the best anti Hello Kitty site ever! And i explain camel toe AND budgie smugglers! Funny pics! More Exclamation Marks (!!!) in the Excerpt than i usually go for. Continue reading
Posted in funny pic, internet, not ranting, Twitter, Uncategorized
Tagged bernard keane, budgie smugglers, camel toe, hello kitty, humor, personal, porn, random, sex, sex dolls, texts from last night, Tony Robbins, Twitter
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some evil for the weekend, sir?
i return to familiar places – well, if religious porn can ever be called ‘familiar’ and drop in some new Twitter tips, whilst sideswiping politics and promoting me for Queen. Continue reading
Posted in internet, rants, Twitter, Uncategorized
Tagged Antichrist, blogging, evil, humor, masturbation, politics, porn, Queen of Darkness, religion, sex, Twitter, world domination
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i blame my parents…
A strange rave on the delights of inserting furniture (and some white goods) internally – funny pics Continue reading
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Tagged furniture sex, health, humor, masturbation, porn, Queen of Darkness, religion, sex, toaster sex, voices, Zen
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i visited the nazi party and lived
Your intrepid monarch discovers she really is an anarchist – and slags off her family, political parties, and probably someone i forgot. Oh yeah, there’s a prize… well, it’s a picture. Continue reading
Posted in funny pic, internet, other pic, rants, Uncategorized
Tagged Australian Net Filter, censorship, humor, personal, politics, porn, Queen of Darkness, world domination
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toaster sex will rot your brain..
toaster porn expose – not for the faint-hearted. Frank discussions of the new Australian ban on dentists, breasts, masturbation – posters to admire! Continue reading
Posted in funny pic, internet, rants, Uncategorized
Tagged Australian Net Filter, censorship, humor, lolspeak, masturbation, politics, porn, religion, sex, sexism, toaster sex
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We can’t play naked Twister – we’ll get banned
a rant about the net filter, the silliness of organised religion, politics, and of course, frank discussion of toaster porn. Continue reading
Posted in funny pic, internet, rants, Uncategorized
Tagged Australian Net Filter, censorship, evil, Family Guy, humor, politics, porn, religion, sex, toaster sex
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Twitter got better
I was excited over Twitter, then i got excited over Twitter again. I was tangled in language on the way. Continue reading
Posted in internet, rants, Twitter, Uncategorized
Tagged Al Gore, Eddie Izzard, humor, personal, porn, Stephen Fry, Twitter
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