Tag Archives: MLM

so, how big is your virtual penis?

I hardly rant at all, though i am quite sarcastic, with frank discussion of virtual penis size. I wish death to Tony Robbins disciples. Yes, there’s sexual innuendo. I also swear. It’s a lovely day. Continue reading

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zomg, don’t look, dead man humping

The perils of the internet, how i accidentally saw bestiality snuff porn, changes in Twitter, some very basic Twitter tips, and this new thing: Wolfram Alpha. Continue reading

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tweet me a river…

How to get started on Twitter – that’s it, really, i mean, yes, i’m being witty at times, but skip to something else if you’re wanting nipples or me ranting about religion Continue reading

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how to be a very public joke…

i laugh at silly people, especially those promoting themselves as social media gurus, and discuss what the catchphrases like new media mean Continue reading

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The bacon vanilla shake and other stories

I consider political protest and even assassination, why i Unfollow people on Twitter, the inherent stupidity of fundamentalist atheism, and the strange siren song of the bacon vanilla shake. And there are funny pics. Continue reading

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the many faces of the Twitterverse

i write a poem in Twitter, accidentally, join a hashtag trend of Twitterzens against crazed celebrities, on purpose, and i listen to the voices again Continue reading

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lying and misrepresentation make u immoral scum…

where do the lies of PR and advertising stop? i reckon they should stop when they’re losing customers for their clients – what do u think? Continue reading

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the only certainty is uncertainty

Me talking about Twitter, killer whales, MLM scum, the LolCat Bible project, and chocolate. Continue reading

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Will you stand in the band…

i fret over the Christians in my Twitterverse, make more invasion plans, bitch about morality, MLM, fucktards, idiots, and lack of proofreading. Oh – and i have fun in spite of it all. I design my first album. Continue reading

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