Tag Archives: evil

The Dark Side Has A Like Button

Posted on June 2, 2011 by

My World Domination Experience is going nicely when i must join Facebook and confront the blackness of my soul. It’s not that bad, really. The Dark Side has cookies. Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Not to Follow Me on Twitter

Posted on July 5, 2010 by

Like it says on the pack – 10 reasons you shouldn’t follow me on Twitter. It’s actually 11, but I’m dyslexic with numbers. Continue reading →

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The gingerbread rush is over…

Posted on January 5, 2010 by

A word of caution to the home penectomy market, contained in the usual rant. I am sad about the fickleness of the gingerbread people. Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday to Me

Posted on October 31, 2009 by

My birthday musings on how Google works, why it’s good to be happy, how to peel an emo, the nature of humanity, complete maggots… and ponies. Continue reading →

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Now Contains Added Bacon!

Posted on September 25, 2009 by

Invasion ’09 becomes, most embarrassingly, Invasion ’10. I staple bacon to celebrities and throw them to the sharks. There are pictures and tshirts. And dead cheerleaders. We go on a high fat diet. Continue reading →

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Did i ever pretend to be normal?

Posted on August 21, 2009 by

What does nurture-versus-nature mean to someone raised by Siamese cats? Do i often kill people out of boredom, or have i overcome that part of my upbringing? The voices take over the blog… Continue reading →

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The sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike…

Posted on July 31, 2009 by

I roadtest someone’s Twitter app software and find it lacking, but good news about Mr Whatsit. As the Antichrist, i run into prejudice against the forces of Darkness – Her Majesty is very amused. Continue reading →

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You never write…

Posted on July 28, 2009 by

why i haven’t been blogging lately, a slight spit in the direction of health professionals who don’t deserve the title, and fugly fashions. Plus a link to the funniest and most wondrous sheep video EVER! Continue reading →

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With zombies, u need to blow their heads off…

Posted on July 8, 2009 by

I am a bit better, you can tell because the rant is longer – or it could just be that the Michael Jackson thing has driven me demented. I suggest people to Follow on Twitter. Continue reading →

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Culling is too good for them…

Posted on May 30, 2009 by

i discuss fucktards and mosquitoes in a frank and informative style… well, i have a bit of a rant. Surprise! Continue reading →

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