Tag Archives: Antichrist

The Dark Side Has A Like Button

Posted on June 2, 2011 by

My World Domination Experience is going nicely when i must join Facebook and confront the blackness of my soul. It’s not that bad, really. The Dark Side has cookies. Continue reading →

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I’m going to peel and salt Justin Bieber…

Posted on September 24, 2010 by

Hard to categorise – basically a rant that turns into Zen that goes back into ranting. Then i fantasise about torturing celebrities. It’s becoming a theme. Continue reading →

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Zen in the New Year…

Posted on January 1, 2010 by

New Year Ravings – mostly pleasant good wishes, with a lovely pic, but i slip in some anti-fucktard notes. Continue reading →

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I Am The Traffic Cone on Your Highway…

Posted on December 23, 2009 by

As Antichrist, i try to get with the spirit of Christmas. Nipples to be made illegal in Australia. I share my plans for taking over – complete with new Minions badge. Continue reading →

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Celebrity Fish Battle with Robson Green

Posted on October 19, 2009 by

Celebrity Fish Battle? You have to read it, there’s no explaining how i ended up in a flame war with Robson Green, or why he’s the Messiah. Don’t worry, i’m still the Antichrist, we’re safe. Continue reading →

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I’m a Premenstrual Feminazi from Hell

Posted on September 7, 2009 by

Rules for surviving the net for newbies – safety, Nigerian scams, can you get 3 extra inches from a herbal pill, and internet dating sites – with extreme rudeness like erections and at least one clitoris. And i generalise. Continue reading →

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so, how big is your virtual penis?

Posted on August 16, 2009 by

I hardly rant at all, though i am quite sarcastic, with frank discussion of virtual penis size. I wish death to Tony Robbins disciples. Yes, there’s sexual innuendo. I also swear. It’s a lovely day. Continue reading →

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The sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike…

Posted on July 31, 2009 by

I roadtest someone’s Twitter app software and find it lacking, but good news about Mr Whatsit. As the Antichrist, i run into prejudice against the forces of Darkness – Her Majesty is very amused. Continue reading →

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You never write…

Posted on July 28, 2009 by

why i haven’t been blogging lately, a slight spit in the direction of health professionals who don’t deserve the title, and fugly fashions. Plus a link to the funniest and most wondrous sheep video EVER! Continue reading →

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With zombies, u need to blow their heads off…

Posted on July 8, 2009 by

I am a bit better, you can tell because the rant is longer – or it could just be that the Michael Jackson thing has driven me demented. I suggest people to Follow on Twitter. Continue reading →

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