Monthly Archives: March 2009

if anyone asks, you didn’t see me

Posted on March 31, 2009 by

Twitter gets weirder – i discover i’ve been accidentally picked up as a mascot of some kind by the evangelical Christians and Conservatives. Nobody tell them about the blog. Continue reading →

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Will you stand in the band…

Posted on March 31, 2009 by

i fret over the Christians in my Twitterverse, make more invasion plans, bitch about morality, MLM, fucktards, idiots, and lack of proofreading. Oh – and i have fun in spite of it all. I design my first album. Continue reading →

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i visited the nazi party and lived

Posted on March 30, 2009 by

Your intrepid monarch discovers she really is an anarchist – and slags off her family, political parties, and probably someone i forgot. Oh yeah, there’s a prize… well, it’s a picture. Continue reading →

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Tales from the Twitterverse

Posted on March 30, 2009 by

Me raving about being stalked on Twitter by Christians and crazed MLM’ers. I debunk the Guy Kawasaki myth. And out a convicted spammer. I do it all with style. Continue reading →

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i’m all overcome…

Posted on March 29, 2009 by

procrastination, how cowboy boots saved my life, how much i love you guys, more invasion plans Continue reading →

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i’m so sorry, you’re on the Blog of Doom

Posted on March 27, 2009 by

I discover the truth about my blog – and the possibility that i am the Antichrist. Continue reading →

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bad to the bone…

Posted on March 26, 2009 by

Witter about Twitter, um – and Karma, and Twittervengeance, and i show off the new Minions of Evil badges. Continue reading →

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my eyeballs are doing weird things

Posted on March 26, 2009 by

Me wittering about speed reading, good link for free speed test and speed reading program. Continue reading →

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natural born killers…

Posted on March 25, 2009 by

How i was raised by Siamese cats. Which of course, explains everything. Continue reading →

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sorry, was i making you dizzy?

Posted on March 25, 2009 by

For once, not actually ranting, just wittering on about blogging, Twitter, the net, how i got the name Sheila Bastard. I only mention world domination once, and don’t beg for cake at all. Funny pics. Continue reading →

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